Disappointed in the Longhorn’s 17-55 loss to the Boomer Sooners, we felt the need to drown our sorrows in some Fair Food. Behold, the best thing we ate all day: THE WALKING TACO.
Walking Taco Recipe (Makes One):
- Procure jumbo bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Turn sideways, slit open.
- Build taco—meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, guacamole, salsa and sour cream (in that order)—on top of chips.
- Eat with fork while walking around.*
AMAZING.
*Otherwise you have inadvertently prepared Sedentary Nachos.
